I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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