wrigley field is MILF paradise
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she pinky promised me she was 18
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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