The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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