so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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