hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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