butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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