Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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