I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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