I wanna passion pit in your ass
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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