So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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