you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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