dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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