i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Operation Purity has been aborted
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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