Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
