you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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