At least make sure they are 18
Why
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Come on in and take your pants off
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