Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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