Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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