your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
bring money and cleavage
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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