Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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