You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
