they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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