Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
