I have demons in me.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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