About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Why is your signature on my underwear?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
