you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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