fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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