Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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