I'm jealous of your bromance
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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