You can't special order awesome
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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