Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
pray to the hookup gods
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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