Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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