Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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