Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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