physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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