batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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