Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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