they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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