Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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