I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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