i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
