Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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