HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Your penis caused this!
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