I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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