doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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