Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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