You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
organizing the empties. That sober.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
