You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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