If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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