So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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