Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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